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Hatman
Mon Oct 09, 2006 at 09:56:46 am EDT

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The Lair Legion Barbeque Conclusion!
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The Lair Legion stood together as they watched the last of the party guests leave. The sun had long since set but the front lawn was still lit by the tiki torches CSFB! had installed for the occasion.

"Well, that was fun," remarked Yuki.

"Yup."

"For sure."

"Verily."

"Indeed."

The Legion eyed each other up while trying to remain discreet about it. Finally Dancer broached the subject. "So who's doing the clean up?"

There was a flurry of activity as the team split in various directions shouting their excuses.

"I have to invent time travel and impregnante the future mother of my non-existent child!"

"I have an, er, have to help Sarah get ready for a big audition tomorrow!"

"Has anyone seen my shoes?"

"Forsooth, yon Ojgre's shall not slay themselves!"

"Porn!"

"I'll be going over the receipts and preparing the expense report!"

When the dust settled only Hatman, Lisa, and Trickshot were left. The arrogant archer was hunched over a bucket making wretching noises.

Lisa looked at Hatman with her arms crossed. "My kitty needs to be fed."

Hatman sighed. "Go."

As he began to clean up, Hatman muttered to himself, "If the universe gets conquered while the team leader is collecting empties, it's all their fault."

END



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